I wish I could point to a single event that brought me to my senses, but really it was just a gradual realisation that I wasn't as good as I thought I was and that, in fact, getting to be "Rolling Stones" famous, was partially luck. I remember once reading an interview with Mark Knopfler. Some fan-boy was asking him about a trip to South America or something saying how Mark probably taught the locals a thing or two about guitar playing. Knopfler replied something to the extent of "naa man, those guys down there can play their ernie balls off. They put me to shame. I'm just a schmuck who got lucky". Full kudos to the man. Humble and self-realised all in one.
Anyway, after a while I stopped being so pissed that my raw talent was going unnoticed, checked a little bit of my ego at the door and stopped trying to put a band together. I just started playing for fun. Now I tinker. I like to play music, and I'm reasonably good for an amateur, but I'm just happy that I can sit in my living room and noodle away in the corner without the cat shrieking or my family skulking off into another room because the sound is so horrid. Heck, the last band I was in sort of fizzled out. Our guitar player left because we weren't goth enough, and our drummer left because he wanted to play covers on cruise ships for money. Seriously, you can't make that stuff up.
Startups are the same. Lookit:
We are looking for someone who has a burning passion, someone who wants to create something unique & exciting. Must be committed! No time-wastersSeriously, adverts for bands and adverts for startups are practically the same, except in one they idolise QOTSA and in the other they idolise QUORA.
Adverts for bands always want "the next Steve Via" or "the next Dave Grohl". You have to "have a rockstar vibe and image, be ungodly tallented on multiple instruments and be available for rehearsal every minute because we have gigs coming up". Bullshit. You're playing a shitty gig in a shitty dive in two month's time and it won't matter if your guitarist can shred on not because by the time your slot comes around, eveyone will have left the bar or be so blind drunk they won't notice. Couple that with the fact that pretty much every song you've written is just a I-IV-V progression and really you just need someone to play a few notes from the minor pentatonic scale over the bridge section as a solo and you might as well just grab he nearest person you know, give them an old epiphone and plug them in through an auto-arpegiator pedal. It will sound fine.
Don't be fooled by the play to your ego that always comes towards the end of the advert:
This position entails much more than just being a coder/lead guitarst; you will be an integral part of the company/band with input in major decisions/song writing and the direction of the company/band.In other words, the startup has no idea what they are building or how they will make money. The band has no songs of any substance written. The startup hopes that you have some great ideas and enough social clout to get some buzz going. The band hopes you have a string of original tunes written, recorded and ready to present to your contact in A&R at Sony.
There are some, though, that want honesty, that aren't looking for some pie-in-the-sky bullshit. The last time I was looking for a few people to jam with now and then, I put out an ad that went:
Part-timer with no aspirations of making it big looking for other musicians who just want to jam now and then. We aren't going to be big, but we are going to have a good time.
I got more responses than the new girl on the dating site.
Imagine if startups started advertising like this.
3 guys with macbooks who like to faff about with ruby on rails and nodejs and put up lolcat clones looking for someone to tweak the api calls a bit.For an excellent, though very long read on startups read Don't waste your time in crappy startup jobs Drop me a line if you want to code, or jam.